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There has been tons of buzz about Walmart selling caskets, not only in the funeral industry, but out in the public as well. You know it is big time when someone with a Ukulele writes and sings a song about it on YouTube. I'm not sure if this is funny or scary. The lyrics of the song paint a picture for where the future of Walmart could be headed. Will you eventually be able to spend your whole life at Walmart? Check it out below. The lyrics are below as well. Comments please!!

Here's Suzanne Nolen singing about a casket sale at Walmart.

"There's a casket sale at Walmart, why don't you come on down Find yourself a deal for when you're six feet underground It really doesn't matter where your mortal frame is stored So why not save a buck or two when you go to meet your lord"

Lyrics

There's a casket sale at Walmart, why don't you come on down Find yourself a deal for when you're six feet underground It really doesn't matter where your mortal frame is stored So why not save a buck or two when you go to meet your lord

There's a casket sale at Walmart, you've seen us on TV You've lived life to the fullest, here's the box you need Our half-price double-wide special will fit you in the end Satin, steel, and trailer wheels, won't you take it for a spin

We've got tires and hoses, diapers and TVs Diamonds, toys, and roses, and ointment for your knees We've got all your groceries, cigarettes, and beer Once we add a delivery room, you can spend your whole life here

There's a casket sale at Walmart, why don't you come on down Find yourself a deal for when you're six feet underground One day you'll be departed, and slip this earthly vale Before you go, why don't you go to the Walmart Casket Sale

Source: YouTube (via Boing Boing)